The best kind of jokes is the one involving musicians, singers or conductors.
And we will always hear that "a good laugh prolongs the life"
So here you got some of the best musician- and conductor-jokes in the internet.
Hope you'll laugh!
Why was the piano invented? So the musician would have a place to put his beer.
How do you get two piccolo players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.
What's the definition of a nerd? Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.
How is an orgasm like a drum solo?
You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.
How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play all the wrong notes.
How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
The knock gets faster.
Two drummers and a violinist decide to form a band. The three of them start playing, and the sound is just awful. One drummer turns to the other and says, "We sound terrible. I don't think this is going to work. Let's get rid of the violinist."
Why is a violinist like a scud missile?
Both are offensive and inaccurate.
What do violists use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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